Title: “Remember when Democrats said Bidenomics was working?”(You walk out holding a grocery bag that costs $300 but has three items in it)“Democrats spent 2021–2024 telling us Bidenomics was the greatest thing since sliced bread… …except the bread now costs $9 and you need a co-signer to buy it.” “Kamala Harris did 47 interviews bragging that inflation was ‘transitory.’ Turns out the only thing transitory was my ability to afford transitory things.” “They said eggs were expensive because of bird flu. Bro, the chickens are fine; it’s my wallet that’s on life support.” “Joe Biden in 2022: ‘Inflation is zero this month!’ Yeah, if you ignore food, gas, rent, electricity, cars, clothes, and literally everything people buy.” “They passed a thing called the Inflation Reduction Act… My rent went up 22%, my groceries went up 28%, and the only thing that got reduced was my will to live.” “Kamala said young people should just buy a house if they don’t like high rent. Cool, I’ll just sell my blood plasma… again… for the third time this week.” “Democrats in 2024: ‘The economy is booming!’ Me, looking at my bank account: ‘Yeah, booming like the Hindenburg.’” “They told us to blame Putin for gas prices. Putin’s been in Ukraine for three years; my credit card still cries every time I fill up.” “Remember when AOC said ‘No one’s losing their job because of Bidenomics’? Tell that to the 2.4 million people who got laid off in 2025 alone.” (Hold up a single avocado) “This used to be $1.29. Now it’s $4.99. That’s not Bidenomics… that’s Biden-avocados.”

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