Those who judge others just haven't lived yet. Maybe they need cheese?

Your never know how strong you are until you fall down on your face and sneeze.

I am basically a very dull person who likes to walk around in the rain.

You wanna find out how tough I AM, THEN TASTE MY FLYING BANANA MOVE!

I don't have any answers, but I do have a life time supply of cheese and a smile.

I may not be a Christian Jew, but I still dig Jesus.

Do you ever wonder what a poet really is?

Lord Cheese with greet you in a second.

Thanks to stupid people we have defined the limits of our experience.

People who look at people's bottoms have only noticed one thing.