I am most certain that Putin will never get an award from me. I don’t understand what he is doing at all.

To you kids out there: war is an extreme thing. It’s a bad thing that adults have done about eight times every century. It is awful.

So far three democratic presidents have gotten the award. This is nonpartisan. It’s just something I added to my blog and it’s interesting.

Bill Clinton has received one of my awards for some work: ‘Global Initiative’ to make a real difference. I’m proud of you.

We need to learn how to correct some mens facial hair. Imagine if everyone looked like him!

I have not seen gender fluid fluid..have you? It sounds like a fantastic new substance.

Perhaps an automatic butt spanker device would solve all our problems and add new shine to people’s rear ends.

I’ve been blamed for many things but since I don’t have breasts I couldn’t have caused all this inflation to happen. I’m innocent!

Perhaps two things can intercept space time.

If ghosts are real (I believe strongly so) they live in some opposite way. Making them seem alien. Then the building is burned like they used to burn witches. Something bizarre does require time to study rather then resort to TNT or the file cabinet of unexplained gamma bursts.

Some people meet someone who is the one, why that?