In order to create more story Breasts divided into two seperate breasts..

Who knows what will happen next!

Or Quantum Mechanics applied to dildos!

Why didn't I think of that before!

Since my need for profits is greater than my body mass I am...

Patenting gravitation body waves shampoo and soap so I too can make my millions or even billions!!!!

Diary or Memior or lets see?!

I have an unusual memory so telling my story is not easy.  I can actually remember shoving things into my mouth including dirt as a baby.  My mom said nope, then a movie was found in the house of my now dead dad's home hidden! showing this truly happening.  Dirt was dripping from my mouth.  I said to my step father.  Are you impressed Jon?  He said: "Yes, very!"  So be prepared for some weird material and don't do this and that just to impress me.  I really would find it weird if you started eating dirt just to get closer to me.  Be yourself!

A broken mirror is found and the mirror is still on the place it should be.

It is not possible.

How could a duplicate mirror come into existence?

I've been thinking hard about how to combat terrorism so...

We need to work with middle eastern governments to ensure that their prisons are committing no crimes against humanity and that their prisoners are treated fairly and with dignity.  Also statues or monuments could be put on areas of atrocity to say that we want peace.  The whole world does.

I haven't fully given my endorsement to Hillary Clinton yet and I do so now on the basis that she is a leader and has a record of service.

She is a decent person, and will be acceptable as a president.

Trump being elected would be so unacceptable that if he won it would likely last no more than a month before a realization occurs.  Oops.

Don't judge her so hard, no need to judge, just vote her in.

Time studies are going on!

If micro jumps in time make me happier I would say no. 


My theory is really not my favorite.


I wonder what will happen next..


Spooky action at a moment?


Here is connected to there,
I am always here then?

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