Mostly

I am against the death penalty on complex ethical grounds..

Especially when prolonged agonizing deaths happen or the falsely accused are put to death.

By saying you are way better than me, you are not my favorite person.

It was the arm pit of the universe...

A rare black hole with giant arm pit hairs!!!

Twisters:

The Goose and I were picking berries

Why so harsh on Alice?

I just think she is not growing up right

And Rabbit is in full agreement with me!

Is that so

But I am the LOC president of Geese

That is a pretty heavy hitting title

Don't you agree

Though there is also a king of Geese

Yet who cares

Who cares?
Who cares!
Half perhaps!

I don't know the future

But it has to happen

It must seem perfect

Yet not contrived

Or my hand is covered in ashes

The soil is dry from burning sun

Then laugh now I say

Laugh about something

Something is coming!!!!

After five years of struggle I have finally learned to read again.

I still have more to learn, but I am on the right path!

I saw a man with a boom box walking like a zombie up the hill

How dare you cringe

How dare you laugh

Who knows if yesterday

Both his parents had been killed

He is not a guy thing toy

No matter what he's been told

Or just an army boy

He is important

As you are I

Or anyone.

There is nothing scarier than moldy torn up underwear still being worn.

Plus the Odor

And the unreasonablness of it

Plus xxxlarge

God help me!

Lord Strong Meat thinks Professor Pickles is a big loser, wimp, and pot head.

Suddenly there he was..

Lord Strong Meat himself

The future of all things strong

Yes I am the strongest in the land

The people will even say I am!

Till one day a child laughed

But I did not listen since he was a child

Then I pet my poodle

Ate cheese cake

Slept

What a great life

Fit for a great strong man

Lord Strong Meat myself!!!!

Be scared!

Run and hide into a very dark place and imagine being attacked by chickens

Now picture that you are not Mark Guttman's favorite person

Suddenly you appear as a zombie in the mirror

You must eat brains

Go satisfy your hunger

Eat brains and then

Eat more brains

You can do it

I have faith in you.