I know you want very unusually sexy eyebrows..

You have come to the right person

With artful mastery you too can

Be the envy of your social media

Group

All eyes will be on them

You can wiggle them

And envy will be yours!

All yours!

My pillows are exact duplicates...

Or are they?

Upon close inspection of the pair

One is a different size than the other!

I have tricked you!

Now you go home and cry!

Upon waking on you pillow

You want vengeance

And declare a pillow fight!

So begins the PILLOW WAR!

When in doubt get a lot of shit done and at the end of the day all will be well.

With no obvious reason interstellar vaginal waves bombarded half the earth's surface causing minor earth quakes and tremors.

Some men reported having erections, otherwise no harm was done.  

AliceDestroys has began.

This should get very Epic like a female Achilles on a rampage!!!

California traffic up to 42.5 percent of totall traffic.

WOW

At the bookstore exciting clues that my blogging may be influencing the blogosphere and maybe boobsphere!

And bringing dooshbags closer to Shakespeare!

On the origins of human beings.

The term cave man also means cave dwellers.  The question of early humans living in some peaceful golden age, no, violence was worse, not better.

Why were early humans cave dwellers.

People could not make fire so there was safety there.  Also we like sunlight but in some parts of the earth only so much sun was desired because of our sensitive skin which could easily get melanoma.

A driver of human ambition was being lower in some respects to some other animals and the invention of clothing was a rather big development in human evolution and still is.  Try going out naked today and you will run into trouble very fast.  Be a sharp dresser and maybe evolve faster?

When did people learn to creep around like mutated sheep?

How to move?

Move well do nice perform tiger

Mouth to mouth

As the sea weeps in your dream clock

I saw her on a wave

Her mouth wide open

Right here she blasted invisible lines

Shaksphere was citing lines

A banana cream pie lands

On the land of your face

Tasty Mmmm

Yummy!

😍

Alice was ready for anything

Or really nothing at all

Perhaps some chocolate

Or just the smell

She painted the garden

With her water colors

As the wind hit the window

The moon was full

And she smiled

As she captured the glow

And the moon shadow

The apple tree full

The sound and the fury

Exciting

She liked it

As if it were music

She liked it!