Blinded by science

Into such wackiness

Beyond normal sense

It isn't so curious

As a gaggle of idiots

With impressive outfits!

WoW

Oh.

It is bad to do bad things

But that never stopped human beings

I think I need to buy a Goat.

I have heard it before,

But you can't put your head up your butt.

It is an interesting expression though as in

Get your head out of your ass

That would be some fascinating yoga

Hmmmm..