Never hump your toaster when it's on.

The landfill was better than my junk.

When she arrived I prepared for a soft landing.

For imaginary reasons I prefer tall blonde women.

What's more important, your money or your personality?

What's better big balls or big ideas?

I decided to take the farm girl life style and never came back.

Would you date the woman called Creepy Smelly and Unsafe.

She says she is Batman, should I believe her?

Thanks to Biden we have all become the softies.

With weird people like me around you'll never have to think a thought again.