What do you prefer: Hell's bells or Big balls?

You can have either cheese or Cheetos. What do you do?

Suddenly every angry person on earth began to move in unison, which resulted into a savage dance party.

Being a human dildo was his preferred position.

I am not your average French Fry.

His great new move involved the pillow in the other room.

By the time you find me I will be sitting on me own head.

When the shit hits the fan I'll return to the moon.

My bank balance just said I am nothing.

Take a deep breath, swallow hard and let out some gas.

Which cleavage will you run off to and join?