I can't believe she is swimming in butter.

An enormous thing happened to me today, and I already forgot why?

The new liberal super weapon is the orgasmitron. Its always on and never works.

If I need a kiss I will ask. Otherwise I hide in misery to my tree, and hold my sanity for the big dreams. I will kiss the tree and she will be mine.

Big foreheads don't mean big brains. Oh well.

Even if you freeze your eggs it won't get you anywhere.

Love is just a bad thing. One person wants it, the other person starts hating it.

The reason to defend Jews is to defend against barbaric prejudice, otherwise keep watching FIFA.

If you are shit out of luck, try getting shit faced.

If you lose yourself in a feed don't blame me.

I told her that it is not my fault that I am not a woman, and that I have better things to do on my list right now.

I wasn't born at the Greasy Spoon.