Making friends with mice only requires cheese.

Progressives switch to spit pea soup and begin drinking in unison.

Radical Liberals to hit the roof over this: UPDATE: President Trump is actively pushing to bring more Arab and Muslim countries into the Abraham Accords with Israel if the Iran peace deal is finalized. This would be one of the biggest diplomatic realignments in Middle East history — turning former enemies into partners for peace and economic cooperation. While Biden spent four years kissing Iran’s ass and watching the region burn, Trump is doing what he does best: making historic deals. 47 already deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for what he’s achieved in just a few months. If he pulls this off, it becomes undeniable. The Dealmaker is cooking again. Peace through strength is back. 🇺🇸🇮🇱

Today a crow befriended me, and I mean it was very obvious affection, and two days ago a very little bird jumped ahead of me every five seconds for about five minutes. I kid you not!

You can do more than being a bossy monster or cruelty control freak, and that's the truth!

I am still waiting for a sign, not a stop sign or a bingo card, but something more profound.

Some guys are bad, and you can tell by looking at his hands; if he is a doom scroller or a doom wanker.

God is sure better than Satan, so give God a chance, unless you already do. Satanists just need more compassion, send love.

The tall thin man had been biting his nails recently and watching cars go by. He seemed taller than usual, but it was just a trick of the light, just a fake smile, the glitter in his eyes, waiting patiently and pretending to be the coolest man ever.

It was a good day in Less Wicked Land Alice was actually thinking about walking east For some reason she could not trust the tall thin man Perhaps it was the sound his violin made with his odd hands, Oh well.

I just got back some of my belief in God today, and how he works in mysterious ways.