Edger Allen Poe is the true founder of the Zionist movement. Scary but true!

It turns out Palestinians are just a tribe of angry wandering nomads.

She stopped running with the wolves and began riding unicorns.

New book: HOW TO FART MORE PERFECTLY THAN MOST PEOPLE AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS.

I told you to mow the grass, not eat the grass.

I have met all kinds of stupid people, but baby you're the best!

I told you to suck it up, not to suck on it!

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I am not just fighting antisemitism, I am fighting for all the snail people.

The only memory he left her was his large ass.

Instead of seizing the moment she grabbed his balls.

God bless this world please.