I HAVE MUSCLES IN PLACES YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE!

SOME PEOPLE WILL DRESS FOR LESS, AND SOME WILL UNDRESS FOR EVEN MORE.

WHEN YOU AREN'T COMPLAINING OR ACTING OUT: EAT SPICE!

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT, SO MAYBE I SHOULD DO LESS OF IT.

In a world full of idiots, be the dork.

My North Star is still shining.