I AM NOT INTO SARCASM, JUST ORGASM.

SHE WASN'T JUST YOUNG, SHE WAS YOUNG AND STUFF.

I THINK IT IS TIME TO ABORT THE CHICKEN.

EVEN IF YOUR PENIS IS SMALL YOU HAVE A LOT TO LOOK FORWARDS TOO. GOOD LUCK AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

I searched around and there are not enough bald women.

Give me yoga or give me death.

I got tired, but she kept feeding me cows.

It’s travelling backwards in time — NASA tracked an unknown object, and later it stopped, shifted, and reversed its course before scientists could explain why Warren van der Sandt by Warren van der Sandt March 2, 2026 in Space Traveling backwards in time comet Credits: Public Domain Traveling backwards in time has been the focus of several space films over the decades. As our collective understanding of how the universe works expands, new revelations are made nearly every day. Space is vast. The sheer size can be incomprehensible, even for the best minds. However, as technology advances, our ability to gaze at the stars gets better. Artemis II went silent for 40 minutes as it approached the Moon’s darkest and most mysterious region before contact was restored While traveling to the Moon, Artemis II spotted a red dot in real time that suddenly disappeared, and now NASA explains what happened The Sun is sending a powerful solar wind toward Earth, and a small satellite is set to investigate the invisible shield protecting us A new finding has brought the need to deepen our knowledge of the cosmos to the forefront of our minds. Staring at the sky can leave us spaced out Apart from the closest planets in our galaxy, space is filled with a wide variety of celestial bodies and rocky formations. Advancements in telescope technology have provided mankind with the ability to gaze into the darkness of space and reveal the truth of the universe. As time and gravity are connected, it’s almost like looking at a picture of a long-lost period in time. Galileo was one of the first to ponder the vastness of space. He inspired millions further down the history line to follow in his footsteps. As we enter a new era of space exploration, the need to identify the celestial bodies that dominate the night sky is a top priority for us all. The veil of the universe is slowly being lifted We sure have come a long way as a species. From the early days of gazing into the sky through basic telescopes to the more recent space-based innovations that have been launched by the world, the mysteries around the cosmos have become that much easier to decipher. Telescopes offer us the chance to unmask the previously unknown celestial bodies around our planet. Galaxies around the universe are filled with everything from asteroids to dwarf planets, and more. The 1970s saw the space race expanding as the US and the Soviets battled to reach into the cosmos for the first time. Most huge plants also have a multitude of moons that orbit and create their own gravity. The more that we can understand the deepest regions of space, the better off we as a species will be. And as the probes we send into space make their way back to us, new revelations are unearthed. As Einstein proved, time and space are intrinsically connected, and as one recent study stated, traveling backwards in time has become a real possibility for the comets and asteroids we now spend our time studying down here on our home planet of Earth. Study finds one celestial body reversed in time A recent study has noted that the Comet 41P/Tuttle-Giacobini-Kresak has been altering its speed and orbit dramatically. The study Reversal of Spin: Comet 41P/Tuttle-Giacobini-Kresak published in arXiv has noted that as the comet passed by the sun, it reversed its spin. This can occur when comets shoot out gas at such high velocity that their rotation can essentially stop, and then head in the opposite direction. As space and time are connected, the Comet 41P/Tuttle-Giacobini-Kresak has been traveling back in time as it gets closer to the sun. The chemistry of these “space rocks” has become clearer as scientists are now able to study the images from the multitude of huge telescopes we have launched into space over the past few decades. The study also found that the shape of Comet 41P/Tuttle-Giacobini-Kresak resembles that of a potato or an elongated circle. As we advance as a species, space and all its mysteries will become easier to understand, especially as more scientific discoveries are made.

A milk-white Hind, immortal and unchanged, Fed on the lawns, and in the forest ranged; Without unspotted, innocent within, She feared no danger, for she knew no sin. Yet had she oft been chased with horns and hounds, And Scythian shafts; and many winged wounds Aimed at her heart; was often forced to fly, And doomed to death, though fated not to die. Not so her young; for their unequal line Was hero's make, half human, half divine. Their earthly mould obnoxious was to fate, The immortal part assumed immortal state. Of these a slaughtered army lay in blood, Extended o'er the Caledonian wood, Their native walk; whose vocal blood arose, And cried for pardon on their perjured foes. Their fate was fruitful, and the sanguine seed, Endued with souls, increased the sacred breed. So captive Israel multiplied in chains, A numerous exile, and enjoyed her pains. With grief and gladness mixed, their mother viewed Her martyr'd offspring, and their race renewed; Their corpse to perish, but their kind to last, So much the deathless plant the dying fruit surpassed. Panting and pensive now she ranged alone, And wandered in the kingdoms, once her own. The common hunt, though from their rage restrained By sovereign power, her company disdained, Grinned as they passed, and with a glaring eye Gave gloomy signs of secret enmity. 'Tis true, she bounded by, and tripped so light, They had not time to take a steady sight; For truth has such a face and such a mien, As to be loved needs only to be seen. The bloody Bear, an independent beast, Unlicked to form, in groans her hate exprest. Among the timorous kind, the quaking Hare Professed neutrality, but would not swear. Next her the buffoon Ape, as atheists use, Mimicked all sects, and had his own to choose; Still when the Lion looked, his knees he bent, And paid at church a courtier's compliment. The bristled baptist Boar, impure as he, But whitened with the foam of sanctity, With fat pollutions filled the sacred place, And mountains levelled in his furious race; So first rebellion founded was in grace. But since the mighty ravage, which he made In German forests, had his guilt betrayed, With broken tusks, and with a borrowed name, He shunned the vengeance, and concealed the shame; So lurked in sects unseen. With greater guile False Reynard fed on consecrated spoil; The graceless beast by Athanasius first Was chased from Nice, then by Socinus nursed; His impious race their blasphemy renewed, And nature's king through nature's optics viewed. Reversed, they viewed him lessened to their eye, Nor in an infant could a God descry; New swarming sects to this obliquely tend, Hence they began, and here they all will end. What weight of ancient witness can prevail, If private reason hold the public scale? But, gracious God, how well dost thou provide For erring judgments an unerring guide! Thy throne is darkness in the abyss of light, A blaze of glory that forbids the sight. O teach me to believe thee, thus concealed, And search no farther than thyself revealed; But her alone for my director take, Whom thou hast promised never to forsake! My thoughtless youth was winged with vain desires; My manhood, long misled by wandering fires, Followed false lights; and, when their glimpse was gone, My pride struck out new sparkles of her own. Such was I, such by nature still I am; Be thine the glory, and be mine the shame! Good life be now my task; my doubts are done; What more could fright my faith, than three in one? Can I believe eternal God could lie Disguised in mortal mould, and infancy? That the great Maker of the world could die? And after that trust my imperfect sense, Which calls in question his omnipotence? Can I my reason to my faith compel, And shall my sight, and touch, and taste rebel? Superior faculties are set aside; Shall their subservient organs be my guide? Then let the moon usurp the rule of day, And winking tapers show the sun his way; For what my senses can themselves perceive, I need no revelation to believe. Can they, who say the Host should be descried By sense, define a body glorified, Impassible, and penetrating parts? Let them declare by what mysterious arts He shot that body through the opposing might Of bolts and bars impervious to the light, And stood before his train confessed in open sight. For since thus wondrously he passed, 'tis plain, One single place two bodies did contain; And sure the same Omnipotence as well Can make one body in more places dwell. Let reason then at her own quarry fly, But how can finite grasp infinity? 'Tis urged again, that faith did first commence By miracles, which are appeals to sense, And thence concluded, that our sense must be The motive still of credibility; For latter ages must on former wait, And what began belief, must propagate. But winnow well this thought, and you shall find 'Tis light as chaff that flies before the wind. Were all those wonders wrought by power divine, As means or ends of some more deep design? Most sure as means, whose end was this alone, To prove the Godhead of the Eternal Son. God thus asserted, man is to believe Beyond what sense and reason can conceive, And, for mysterious things of faith, rely On the proponent, heaven's authority. If, then, our faith we for our guide admit, Vain is the farther search of human wit; As when the building gains a surer stay, We take the unuseful scaffolding away. Reason by sense no more can understand; The game is played into another hand. Why choose we then like bilanders to creep Along the coast, and land in view to keep, When safely we may launch into the deep? In the same vessel, which our Saviour bore, Himself the pilot, let us leave the shore, And with a better guide a better world explore. Could he his Godhead veil with flesh and blood, And not veil these again to be our food? His grace in both is equal in extent, The first affords us life, the second nourishment. And if he can, why all this frantic pain, To construe what his clearest words contain, And make a riddle what he made so plain? To take up half on trust, and half to try, Name it not faith, but bungling bigotry; Both knave and fool the merchant we may call, To pay great sums, and to compound the small; For who would break with heaven, and would not break for all? Rest then, my soul, from endless anguish freed; Nor sciences thy guide, nor sense thy creed. Faith is the best ensurer of thy bliss; The bank above must fail, before the venture miss. But heaven and heaven-born faith are far from thee, Thou first apostate to divinity. Unkennelled range in thy Polonian plains; A fiercer foe the insatiate Wolf remains. Too boastful Britain, please thyself no more, That beasts of prey are banished from thy shore; The bear, the boar, and every savage name, Wild in effect, though in appearance tame, Lay waste thy woods, destroy thy blissful bower, And, muzzled though they seem, the mutes devour. More haughty than the rest, the wolfish race Appears with belly gaunt, and famished face; Never was so deformed a beast of grace. His ragged tail betwixt his legs he wears, Close clapped for shame; but his rough crest he rears, And pricks up his predestinating ears. His wild disordered walk, his haggard eyes, Did all the bestial citizens surprise. Though feared and hated, yet he ruled a while, As captain or companion of the spoil. Full many a year his hateful head had been For tribute paid, nor since in Cambria seen; The last of all the litter scaped by chance, And from Geneva first infested France. Some authors thus his pedigree will trace, But others write him of an upstart race; Because of Wicliffe's brood no mark he brings, But his innate antipathy to kings. These last deduce him from the Helvetian kind,