You wanna find out how tough I AM, THEN TASTE MY FLYING BANANA MOVE!

I don't have any answers, but I do have a life time supply of cheese and a smile.

I may not be a Christian Jew, but I still dig Jesus.

Do you ever wonder what a poet really is?

Lord Cheese with greet you in a second.

Thanks to stupid people we have defined the limits of our experience.

People who look at people's bottoms have only noticed one thing.

Shut up and put your lady fingers around me.

Beautiful women are always gently weeping and lost at sea. But I am hopeful.

Be stupid, everyone else is wasting their time.