If a woman cries: help me! save me! Put on your speedo and run away as fast as you can!

At least a cougar is a form of cat.

If my words are more interesting than her boobs then I have really done something.

People who are always hungry probably need to swim more.

You may lose your mind, but not your wallet.

Being a Jew is great, we have the most photographed noses in the world.

If you can't understand what I am doing look deeply within yourself and fight the flying banana.

Without women there would be no tonka trucks.

When you are hard at work, it's an expression, that means that it is easy.

It is with great timing that I entered the common street of copper. And walked through it I came to a gate where a man waited for me. He was much older than myself and in a civil war uniform. He told me to sit down and eat some of his bread and write a poem . This is what it said:

Most of the people who make someone relevant are the people who would turn you into an idiot.