Leg of lamb or legs of hot chic? You decide!

Should weirdos and dorks have the final say? You decide?!

Bloody new wars shampoo and conditioner, for that crimson look.

In the morning I wash my hair, then brain wash my mind, its all good in my life!

She bought me for $100.00, now I am her man, but I am happy, because she is my dog.

Auschwitz Jewish Center Foundation 🎗️ @AuschwitzJCF · Dec 14, 2025 Replying to @MichealMartinTD Condemnations of antisemitic violence ring hollow when detached from accountability. For months, Ireland’s government has relentlessly singled out Israel while failing to meaningfully confront antisemitism at home. Jewish warnings that demonizing the world’s only Jewish state would not remain confined to rhetoric were dismissed. They were right. Antisemitic violence does not arise in a vacuum. It is fueled by narratives that portray Jewish self-defense as criminal, Jewish suffering as conditional, and Jewish identity as collective guilt. When such narratives are normalized by political leaders, they help legitimize the hatred those same leaders later claim to oppose. Expressions of sympathy after attacks are not moral leadership. If Ireland’s leaders genuinely wish to stand against antisemitism, they must confront the consequences of their own words and actions and abandon rhetoric that isolates and delegitimizes Jews through Israel. Anything less is not solidarity. It is hypocrisy.

Antisemitism doesn’t begin with violence. It begins with normalization. Condemning the former while excusing the latter is moral evasion. Antisemitism in America isn’t just imported by a few radicals, it’s been platformed and legitimized by people with power and influence.

Nice people always eat Swiss Cheese and dance.

I tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen, and then...

When the aliens came they found nothing but mice and pigs.

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!