Lunatics are just people you haven't met yet.

She said her body was a temple so I walked inside and prayed.

I have never met a weirdo that appeared perfectly normal. But I have tried weirdo shampoo for dry hair.

The vibrators began to work in unison.

She was caught between a ham sandwich and a flying banana.

Someone said he was crazy so I kept looking at his head.

I went from being a babe magnet to being a cheese magnet!

He appeared out of a mirror and began sulking and moaning.

A woman with a big butt often possesses great wisdom.

People can fart all they like, I don't care what they mean.

I wrote a book and its not trash, yet.