Big underwear is not the measure of a person's worth.

You can not be hostile and apologetic at the same time.

If the statue of liberty took off her clothes her body would be covered in scars. Are we blind?

When people say they are shit faced, does it mean they have actual shit on their face?

If the ad business had it's way you would be a dupe and nothing else.

Sit: Hours in chairs or on couches. Spine compressed, core disengaged, posture collapsing. Blood flow and metabolism slow. Drink diet soda: Artificial sweetness without calories tricks the brain, but studies show it can disrupt hunger signals, gut microbiome, and long-term metabolic health. Often paired with endless snacking or caffeine loops. Drool: Mental checked-out state—mindless scrolling, dopamine hits from short-form content, AI slop, outrage cycles, or infinite feeds. Reduced deep attention, fragmented thinking, emotional numbing.

You can always can the idiots for profit.

I stick fruit loops in my nose when I am happy.

The universe is an impossible place.