If someone gives you the silent treatment for over ten years, that might be a hint.

Ai psychosis is not a joke.

His hat said: Too far out.

If I publish a book will my social status go way up, and then you will invite me into your clean up crew.

My muscles may be big, but they are not explosives.

I am now eating more vegetables, which should calm down the green Nazis.

The fungus will get you before my genius does.

With idiots you can always count on their love.

They told me not to touch the dweeb.

Hairy food doesn't taste good.

Never name your new baby: Crotch Sniffer.