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She kept knocking on my head, but I gave her the silent treatment instead.

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I want to know the worst cases please In the context of the 2026 Jewish Policy Index (JPI) and current reporting, "worst cases" refers to two different metrics: states with the least legislative commitment to fighting antisemitism and states with the highest numbers of violent incidents. States with the Least Policy Commitment According to the August 2025 JPI by the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), 12 states are categorized as "Limited Action States." These states have passed little to no legislation regarding hate crime reporting, Holocaust education, or the adoption of the IHRA Working Definition of Antisemitism. Wyoming: Received the lowest overall score (8/100) in the nation for its lack of formal policy. Montana: Scored second-lowest at 14/100. New Mexico: Scored 15/100. Hawaii: Scored 17/100. Mississippi: Highlighted by the Southern Jewish Life report as being in the bottom tier of action. Other Limited Action States: Delaware, Idaho, South Dakota, North Dakota, South Carolina, Utah, and Vermont. States with High Incident Rates Ironically, some states that are "Leading" in policy also report the highest numbers of incidents, often because they have larger Jewish populations and more robust reporting systems. New York: Consistently records the highest number of antisemitic incidents, with over 325 hate crimes reported in 2023 alone Jewish Post. Texas: Cited as one of the "worst states" for rising incident numbers in recent years ABC13 News. New Jersey: Recently criticized by the Jewish Federations of NJ for failing to advance key antisemitism legislation in early 2026 despite rising threats.

THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT HER THE WORSE MY ATHLETES FOOT GOT.

SHE DEVELOPED AND TRANSPARENT SCORE CHART ON HER FOREHEAD AND CROSSED ME OUT.

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The Haircut: The "Brussels Bureaucracy Explosion" Mega-Beehive from HellForget the previous beehive. This is a nuclear-powered, gravity-defying monstrosity:A towering triple-tiered beehive stacked like a wedding cake made of pure blonde ambition — bottom layer normal(ish) bob, middle layer victory rolls the size of satellite dishes, top layer a chaotic exploding fountain of teased hair shooting upward like a fireworks malfunction. Embedded throughout: flashing multicolored EU star LEDs that pulse in time with the EU anthem, mini spinning wind turbines (for that green energy flex), tiny paper airplanes made from rejected regulation drafts, and confetti cannons that randomly shoot "Approved" stickers. Height: Easily 60+ cm (2 feet). It requires its own structural support beams disguised as hairpins, and it wobbles so violently when she turns her head that aides carry backup stabilizers. Bonus ridiculousness: The entire structure is remote-controlled via an app on her phone so she can make it "dance" during boring meetings or inflate even higher for dramatic entrances. It doesn't just defy physics — it files a formal complaint against physics and then regulates it.