Real ROCK STARS don't drink SODA POP.

Unlike most people my tan is real and my smile isn't fake.

I sometimes wonder at the displays of principled thinking as meaning anything but cover for unprincipled people. I never feel a need to boast about my moral integrity, and liberals don't need to, right? They are about as pure as Jesus right?

I can't believe he is swimming in butter. What will that guy do next?

We got that guy from Iran!

Fart Blaster Demons are nearing Iran in seconds for extreme odors.

Anyone can criticize war, but anyone can see it's effective compared to figuring against a plotting lying enemy.