Dictators may come and go, but cheese is a forever product. Buy cheese now and become happy.

Alice Weidel of Wonderland announces that, if elected, within 100 days she will completely close Germany's borders. She eliminate the vast majority of subsidies for asylum seekers and carry out unprecedented mass remigration.

Being Jewish offers me a new life.

My best Jew friend was living in a hidden barn and we made cake together.

The other Jew had a tree fort on a remote island.

We had made good cheese friends before we met in Antarctica.

After searching the world I found a lone Jew in the far artic area.

What do Bay Area people call hell? Hella hell.

You know a culture is doomed when people all look up to the tallest man in the room.

Kill Kill Destroy Destroy seen romping in Iran today.

People who claim that American Jews are not Jews, but actually American Indians should learn about the history of American Jews. They were some of the first people here, some of it's most patriotic, and often in good standing citizens. When I think of Americans I think of Jews as part of the fabric, part of what made America America, and what helped make America great!