He became red with envy because my ideas kept floating around.

My future ex wife had become a yard sale item.

She stopped me at the dance party in order to tell me she is better than the other women, to tell me that she is actually an elf.

She changed her name from Kill Joy to Joy Love. I was putting my head in the toilet. And the Ice cream man was yelling at the sun again.

This was found on X: We really need to hate Latinos more. They’re the most helpful tool used by the Jews to replace Whites in America. They’re now the 2nd largest ethnic group in the USA & the most likely race for Whites to mix with. 42% of interracial marriages are White-Latino (WMLF 22%, LMWF 20%).

He was extremely distressed after learning that his people once loved soup.

Actual post from X: I'd love to go camping and try a date where we spend the night in a tent.

Borderline personality gal to marry Borderline idiot, and buy chainsaws.

Iran's supreme leader, to become Iran's best goat and lamb supreme burger.

Dream on radical liberals, you can never Un-Jew me and hook me up with a Trans. It won't happen.

New dating app called (weirdo alert) can work in both directions.