You can't protect illegals by breaking the law without being a massive hypocrite!

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After the marriage I showed her my complete collection of fungus and mold.

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My wart hog will offer you his blessings. Now go!

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Internet fighting sparks online fart club, and everyone is joining in.

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Don't tell me you're playing with my shrimp again.

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I implore to use any name for your baby, but not that one: Turkey Vulture.

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I would say your girl friend is perfect, and cute, and she is also a gold fish.

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She might not have been perfect, but she was a woman, and I told her so myself once.

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We have gone from being ducks, and evolved into hairy circus animals.

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She just assumed I was a white guy, but actually I am a sea creature.

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Men want to be him, trans women already are.

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This might be my last post for till January! realdonaldtrump 3d Today, the Board of Peace reached a HISTORIC agreement for the COMPLETE DISARMAMENT of Hamas and all other armed groups in Gaza. This is a monumental step toward lasting PEACE and SECURITY. This agreement is a critical step towards Gaza finally being governed by a new Palestinian government that will work closely with the Board of Peace to help the Palestinian people. At the same time, Israel will have the security it deserves, with Gaza no longer used as a base for terror attacks. This is a major milestone in the implementation of the Trump 20-Point Plan. The agreement will be carried out in carefully structured phases. As disarmament is completed, Israeli forces will withdraw, and the International Stabilization Force will work with a new Palestinian police force to take responsibility for Gaza being safe for its residents and its neighbors. One year ago there was a violent raging war, humanitarian crisis and hostages kept in brutal captivity. We have made historic progress and there is still much work to do. I want to thank the mediators—Egypt, Qatar, and Türkiye—for their important efforts, and especially my outstanding team, whose tireless work made this historic breakthrough possible. The threat that emerged from Gaza on October 7 will NOT be allowed to rebuild! Under this agreement, Gaza will finally be in the hands of a new Palestinian government that serves its PEOPLE. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL ON THIS AMAZING DEVELOPMENT, THAT EVERYBODY SAID COULD NEVER BE ACHIEVED! DONALD J. TRUMP President of the United States of America