My wart hog will offer you his blessings. Now go!

Internet fighting sparks online fart club, and everyone is joining in.

Don't tell me you're playing with my shrimp again.

I implore to use any name for your baby, but not that one: Turkey Vulture.

I would say your girl friend is perfect, and cute, and she is also a gold fish.

She might not have been perfect, but she was a woman, and I told her so myself once.

We have gone from being ducks, and evolved into hairy circus animals.

She just assumed I was a white guy, but actually I am a sea creature.

Men want to be him, trans women already are.

With all the selfies she gave, people gave her all their attention and liked her constantly. She died with a smile on her face.

Just because someone is young doesn't mean they are composed of liquid gold.

I wasn't born at the Greasy Spoon.