She might not have been perfect, but she was a woman, and I told her so myself once.

We have gone from being ducks, and evolved into hairy circus animals.

She just assumed I was a white guy, but actually I am a sea creature.

Men want to be him, trans women already are.

With all the selfies she gave, people gave her all their attention and liked her constantly. She died with a smile on her face.

Just because someone is young doesn't mean they are composed of liquid gold.

If someone loves you when you smell bad, that means they are an obsessive fan and dig everything about you.

The government had given him freedom, but forgot to give him a jet pack!

Suddenly she lopped his head off and began eating her raw steak.

This time she was found in the barn with the weirdo, and nobody knew, but now they do!

Bill Hole is the most understood person to the judgmental crowd, but it matters not.