You can clip the difficulties from your children's mind, but with no imagination they will never rise or fly.

When a stud muffin lands on your bread, make sure he is real, then eat him.

They all ran off into the closet and began farting. I wondered if it was something I said.

In the final analysis the head fell off the liberals, they said trans a hundred times and PC, PC, PC, then were unhinged. I never doubted them for a moment, until now.

When it got hysterical I found my yoga master who showed me downwards dog. Now I am at peace.

Imps tend to remain silent, but at least they are not goblins!

When does a blogger matter? When does anything matter or nothing? Why not go dancing or go eating some dirt?

Does this look like a help from government?

I couldn't borrow her boobs so I began to sculpt them with clay. This is why I am so handsome today!