Being in a basket full of giant eggs meant I was being carried by a giant women. She began shaking violently and I feared that an egg would explode upon me. I heard a pop and a bang.

America doing what it does best: Boom Boom Boom

I had watched another sunset and realized that I was ready for another adventure, totally unstoppable and friends with the little green guys.

While in the hole he found a lot of Nacho Cheese and declared himself the luckiest Man alive!

I WAS TAKEN IN BY THAT VERY SWEET VAMPIRE LOOK SHE HAD. IT FELT LIKE I HAD KNOWN HER FOREVER AND WHEN SHE VANISHED I WAS LOST, LONELY AND WANDERED INTO A HOLE IN THE GROUND AND WEPT FOR TWO YEARS.

Why does my ex wife keep doing this to me?

My smart phone is failing me. Help.

Just where am I now?