America is going to places the world has never gone before.

It's a bad case of vanity fair, it is, and hopefully we will move to a higher place.

This is how the west keeps screwing itself up:

Democrats do it again. They forgot that they are not in power.

Big Balls may be large but he's not your bongo drums anymore.

I have more gas in me than the entire city of Detroit.

His crime was eating too many nuts. They called him a nut job.

PRESIDENTIAL PRESENT: President Trump’s executive order is giving most federal workers time off on both the days before and after Christmas, resulting in an unprecedented five-day holiday break.