What happens when two chickens are supposed to fight a duel? They both chicken out. Why are rabbits so good at math? Because they multiply fast.

Hitler returns to call out the liberal law enforcement as weak, the fools! He will be the top cop from now on.

You want a leading moran, you want your foolish dork, well babe, it ain't me you're looking for.

We have a solution problem: Online opinions from various explainers and know it all's though well intentioned cause mass confusion, leading to all forms of break dancing.

Man says: If someone tries to punch you in the face, you'll know it when you see it.

Space aliens arrive for the first time in search of signs of humanity, find none and return to their home planet.

Mouse will never team up with Rat and prefers to keep his feet on the ground.

Planned terrorist attack on the moon to form new crater.

With all the constant talk about Jews and antisemitism, we have forgotten about sea turtles.

He called my hands toilet paper and proceeded to try wipe himself on me. Good for me I am not gentle or soft, but tough and rugged.