She wasn't the most BEAUTIFUL LOVE GODDESS but she looked better than my goldfish.

You know humanity is in trouble when people all have nipple spy devices.

He grew up as a partisan troll on the internet and calls himself the dangerous one.

Vegan burgers were made to feel superior with.

My first wife used to barf on me when she got upset.

There was a surprising amounts of bunny love inside her.

Stupid people put their noses in Horses asse's expecting a mystery.

Things may come and go, but stupidity is forever.

Video Games don't cause drool. That is totally your fault!

Don't be ashamed of your crotch. We all have the exact same problem.

I was going at it for a year: I finally solved the riddle of my belly button. It told me to get a job.