You have Trump and Mamdami together and it makes total sense to me somehow!

My new wife is called: Nympho Cabinet

Soon after dumping her I flushed the toilet.

Saying Israel is colonial is about as absurd as saying the Netherlands has never done anything wrong.

Men who prefer sheep to bring their poetry and bongos to the event.

I offer you my brain and lots of nothing.

If the shit hits the fan, buy a hair dryer.

She told me the answer to every question was herself, because she was the only answer possible and thought was never needed again.

I met my new wife and her name is: Horny Balrog

My brother Erik told me a secret reason people have been known to hate Jews. They don't believe in God, but fear that God is real. That if they killed the Jews they would have killed God. Its sick and twisted logic.

Two years ago, Avinatan Or was kidnapped in Gaza on October 7, and released on October 13 this year under a ceasefire agreement. He recently spoke about his two-year ordeal at the North American Jewish Federation conference held in Washington. He was held captive for 738 days in an underground tunnel in the Gaza Strip, chained alone in pitch-black darkness, given only meager amounts of food. He said the hardest part was the complete isolation from the outside world. False information about his loved ones also exerted psychological pressure, he noted. However, he said that to survive, he "made efforts to change his own fate." That involved, at one point, escaping from the tunnel, writing "hostage" on a sandbag, and searching for a way to flee. But that attempt was noticed by his guards, after which he was beaten for days and tied to a chair for a week. He also spoke about his psychological and emotional survival strategies—how, within his solitary cell, he engaged with the terrorists in ways that helped him reclaim his humanity and not lose sight of the life and world beyond his captivity. "I talked with my captors about faith, the Quran, and the Torah. It reminded me that humans can exist even in darkness," he said. And he stated that the true heroes are the IDF soldiers who worked to rescue them, adding that he now wants to get involved in treating soldiers' trauma. "It's possible for everything to be taken from you, but no one can take away your mind and clarity. Everything in my life has shaped who I am now. And it has allowed me to remain myself," he concluded.