When you get old enough people want to analyze your poop and stick their finger in your butt. This is actually true.

In today's world fake people often become plastic, and I think that is fantastic!

The now proven to be fake genocide in Gaza will not change the memory of the Holocaust.

Even from here, you smell pretty darn good!

Dear reader you are my one and only, my only sunshine.

If you are upset by a war just find something else to do. There is no such thing as a sane war!

Democrats were once a youthful idealist group, now more cynical, aiming low for political gain, hyper partisan and fake moralism.

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Leaders finally decide to exchange sponge cake and pinkie wrestle.

Hundreds of screaming protestors with the same shirts find out that their shirts are worded wrong and their slogans are absurd. "Down with the revolution!" and "lets get off together!"

I am glad she wanted fancy pants.