Even from here, you smell pretty darn good!

Dear reader you are my one and only, my only sunshine.

If you are upset by a war just find something else to do. There is no such thing as a sane war!

Democrats were once a youthful idealist group, now more cynical, aiming low for political gain, hyper partisan and fake moralism.

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Leaders finally decide to exchange sponge cake and pinkie wrestle.

Hundreds of screaming protestors with the same shirts find out that their shirts are worded wrong and their slogans are absurd. "Down with the revolution!" and "lets get off together!"

I am glad she wanted fancy pants.

If an idiot doubles down of being stupid they go into a coma.

The best way to ghost someone is by sending an actual ghost at them. Works every time!

Eating will never make up for a boring personality.