You can't start your car by using sheer stupidity, but you can call triple A with your app.

You know you're a Jew when a Christian talks to you as if you had stepped out of the Bible.

And when he was angry she was very angry and when they got pissed off they flogged and fought, and now the ode to violence is done.

Trump could have beat Biden just by using his iconic hair.

At least America is not an aristocratic rupturing elite nation.

Old men with elongated foreheads and phds tell you what you need all the time!

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If you can't love me then it's time to leave me, and that cat is waiting for you anyway.