TRUMP RECENTLY MADE IT THROUGH A GIANT OBSTACLE COURSE WITH TIME TO SPARE. WHAT CAN YOU DO?

USUALLY WHEN I HAVE A STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS PEOPLE GET WET.

They want me to move to Ukraine but there very little left of it.

WOMEN ARE DRAWN TO MY BELT BUCKLE.

I PANICED WHEN I DISCOVERED THAT SNOW WHITE WAS AN ARTIST.

ON THE CROWDED BUS SHE YELLED: HEY! GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BUTT IM TRYING TO DOOM SCROLL!

GAY ANTIFA HELL BALOONS FOR SALE!

IDIOTS TO FIND MEANING IN NEW GLUE GUNS THAT SMELL WONDERFUL.