Radical Liberals are bursting with tears and at the seams! Nothing is what it seems! Stupidity will never be the same!

Before she died she sold me her feet, and now I am the happiest man alive!!!

Cleaning all internet trolls right now!

Retro?

Never underestimate my DEATH STAR!

You can be fat or stupid or ugly because I love goats.

From top to bottom this new now wow woman has rocked my pants off.

Bald men to speed up entropy in a five mile radius. Get a free sample now!

Narc bath tubs with mirrors to cause overflow of tears.