Before she died she sold me her feet, and now I am the happiest man alive!!!

Cleaning all internet trolls right now!

Retro?

Never underestimate my DEATH STAR!

You can be fat or stupid or ugly because I love goats.

From top to bottom this new now wow woman has rocked my pants off.

Bald men to speed up entropy in a five mile radius. Get a free sample now!

Narc bath tubs with mirrors to cause overflow of tears.