We are now dealing with a huge circus tent that is like no other, no more free toilet paper, free botox, and free meth. It's like the shirts are off, and everything is hanging out!

Have you ever felt a strong wind come from behind you, and then got hit by an inflatable woman!?

Her body and mind looked horrible, but he had fallen in love with her feet which remained very attractive.

With a new theory of time people are wondering: Can it make me rich? Can I turn it into a powerful weapon? Can I maintain a powerful global empire? Will my abs look better?

A slithering thing of dreams, she was, not all that she seemed to be, hidden in a tree, with fairies doing nothing, and nothing again. Then it rained and she fell into roots and connected with the earth. Then after the winter her sense of self withered and the earth was full of fire. Then out popped a flower.