It is I Lord Strong Meat at your service, ready as usual with a full line of sausages. These will prove useful on your journey into the land of hills.

Life is not exactly a horse, but more like a house with legs. We are modern turtles running up hills, pretending to be a stranger to a landscape full of noble idiots. We laugh, the curtain rises exposing a burnt out illusion brimming with the confusion of empty languages, over irrational chimps clawing at themselves inside a vast machine of wonder. Welcome back to the blog my friend. We are writing our new chapter.

We must do more to make America human again.

Painful mind control to cause: Beef Jerky Dance Parties!

It turns out the distance causes the freak love affair between Canada and Mexico to end in tears and abdominal frustration.

Bay Area hair dresser goes to Sacramento and destroys their illusions while cutting their hair.

It is best to understand something before you pass judgement.

The loud mouths just keep putting there foot right there. Those who speak, must be sensible. not Godless, Heathen Bandits.

Why does Europe fail to act in it's own best interest?

I am not a human drama dart board.