We must do more to make America human again.

Painful mind control to cause: Beef Jerky Dance Parties!

It turns out the distance causes the freak love affair between Canada and Mexico to end in tears and abdominal frustration.

Bay Area hair dresser goes to Sacramento and destroys their illusions while cutting their hair.

It is best to understand something before you pass judgement.

The loud mouths just keep putting there foot right there. Those who speak, must be sensible. not Godless, Heathen Bandits.

Why does Europe fail to act in it's own best interest?

I am not a human drama dart board.

Liberals can move to China, but that would cause too much fancy eating. China would send them to Mongolia. All would be well.

When a disaster is a bad hair day, perhaps you are too spoiled.