Free speech to give way to puns.

I will invent the jerk + moran calculator.

After the guy on the internet hit me with a loaded insult, I said: Oh, this guy is pretty tough!

How to use your most putrid breath as a surprise weapon! It can be learned!

Important looking people in suits, sitting in chairs, while pretending to have English ascents, is charming.

Women to attain there own unique members and units, then take over politics, then the world, in order to dominate, control, and to buy better shoes.

(m) Dear, lying is not the same as having sex. (f) That may be true, but I keep doing it with you.

Waiter there is a chicken in my soup. That's what you ordered. No! I said I want chicken soup! Oops my mistake, my hearing is bad.