I met the Very Beautiful Woman again for the first time, checked my watch for a reality check, then I farted.

Side kicks are needed, but not on my shins. Control yourself!

I am giving myself THE LESS EVIL WORLD AWARD: For doing good while others often vomit upon everything.

With hands like hers, who needs enemies?

Kill, Kill, Destroy, Destroy to leave Russia in search for Hamas.

In a way I invented the internet, because you didn't.

At the meat market I got some action, but it turned out she was a vegan.

I felt like the ocean when I was near her, thanks to the crabs.

So, I hear you like oven baked goods. That joke gets old, just like our love.