Mike Johnson, I want to thank you so much, and Donald Trump. You have both have done a lot to help me. I think Americans can do what needs to be done.

America is a big country and it is in its states that it will prove its smarts and hearts, not in the federal government.

The swamp is melting!

You may call me a defiant Jew all you like. It's a badge of honor not an insult.

This is regal.

Some liberals have resorted to rotating pyramids and tofu bits to fathom Trump's recent action, others are overly stoned out of their minds, while others are doing hay rides.

My future ex wife climbed out of a black hole and continued chasing me with miss lips at her side.

Love Goddesses with true love, brought together for the first time, in order to wink at each other, with no make up on!

Breaking News: Tiny 0.2% of Humanity Somehow Wins the Internet, Nobels, and Your Algorithm's Undivided AttentionJerusalem/Post-Truth Desk — In a development that continues to baffle demographers, conspiracy theorists, and anyone who’s ever refreshed their feed, the world’s approximately 16.5 million Jewish people (that’s roughly one in every 500 humans) are once again punching so far above their weight class that statisticians are filing noise complaints.According to fresh tallies, Jewish individuals or those of Jewish ancestry have snagged about 22% of all Nobel Prizes ever awarded — a cozy 220+ out of roughly 965 individual laureates since 1901. That’s not a typo. A group smaller than the population of greater Los Angeles has collected more than one-fifth of humanity’s most prestigious intellectual trophies. At this rate, the next time someone wins a Nobel for explaining why cats always land on their feet, odds are good they’ll also know how to make a mean brisket. en.wikipedia.org Meanwhile, back on planet social media: analysts estimate the words “Jew,” “Jews,” and “Jewish” appear hundreds to thousands of times per minute across public platforms. That’s not because everyone suddenly joined a book club on Talmudic ethics. It’s the combined power of ancient history, modern geopolitics, scientific breakthroughs, Hollywood residuals, and the internet’s favorite hobby — arguing about literally everything.One anonymous Reddit commenter summed up the collective confusion: “Bro, they’re 0.2% of the population and I see more Jewish-related posts than I do about my own sports team losing again.” Another user replied with the classic: “I’m not saying it’s a conspiracy… but have you considered it’s a conspiracy?” (Narrator: It’s mostly education, urban networks, and a cultural allergy to underachieving.)In 2025, the ADL logged 6,274 antisemitic incidents in the U.S. alone — averaging 17 per day and marking the third-highest year on record. Which is the dark punchline: for a group this statistically overrepresented in brains and headlines, they’re also wildly overrepresented in hate crime stats. The algorithm giveth viral fame and taketh away chill evenings.Sociologists call it the “middleman minority” effect. Historians call it “2,000 years of portable skills and portable grudges.” Everyone else just calls it Tuesday on X.At press time, a typical Jewish grandmother was reportedly shrugging and saying, “Nu, you think this is new? Try explaining this to Pharaoh.”The rest of the world remains equal parts impressed, annoyed, and terminally online about it. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s installment: “Why Is This One Small Group in So Many Headlines? (It’s Not the Soup, Probably).”