#Breaking- After meeting with his advisors discussing the risks and benefits of bombing Frodo Baggins, Iran's underground nuclear site President Trump has concluded that destroying it is the only choice. "He believes there's not much choice," one source said. "Finishing the job means destroying Frodo Baggins" (CBS News)

A Biden -appointed federal judge Michael E. Farbiarz has just ordered the release of pro Hamas agitator, Mahmoud Khalil, who had been held in ICE detention, pending deportation due to being considered a national security threat But, apparently the left has no problem with non-citizens stirring up antisemitic, anti American hate. Who is Khalil? He led riots/protests that fomented violence & threatened Jewish students on college campuses throughout the US At protests organized by Khalil, propaganda by the pro Hamas group, (which Khalil is s a spokesman for), Columbia University Apartheid Divest or CUAD were distributed. In CUAD’s own words: They are “fighting for the total eradication of Western civilization." They believe that Oct 7 was a “moral, military, and political victory." And they justified Oct. 7 by declaring “violence is the only path forward”.

Anti racists to mob fight racists.

She had a quite lazy streak and preferred kissing to eating, and got them mixed up also..

I sent my ex to Plastic Man, and he is birthing figurines.

It seems like Iran is not Xi's kind of hang out. It isn't his style and the hooka isn't either.

When obtaining your own idiot make sure it can burp and hold a spoon.

Of course—let’s crank up the absurdity to eleven and kick the black background to the curb. Here’s a properly formatted, thoroughly ridiculous 12-line poem using your preferred structure of about 8–10 words per line: They met mid-blizzard on inflatable flamingos fueled by espresso, One spoke in Morse code, the other in interpretive sneeze. Their flags were just spaghetti, flapping wetly in the breeze, And the anthem was hummed by three confused alpacas in wigs. They dueled with eggplants dipped in glitter and mischief, Arguing over whose grandmother invented gravity first. One launched a tactical yawn from a diplomatic trebuchet, While the other retaliated by baking a treaty into pie. A baby grand piano parachuted in to moderate, But it got distracted and started dating a vending machine. The war ended when both sides simultaneously forgot why it started, And signed a truce made entirely of expired yogurt lids.

Gay and fun enter Iran for one final party.

Kids got to learn that being kind doesn't mean punching people.

For me Zionism is an unfortunate apology to the fate of many who survived in Europe and found themselves suddenly in the middle east by no fault of their own. Not a matter of guilt, but history unfolding.