Trump is pressuring lawmakers to move at breakneck speed to pass the tax-cut bill, demanding they vote on the bill before the July 4 holiday. The president has been quick to blast critics of the bill — including calling Senator Rand Paul “crazy” for objecting to the inclusion of a debt ceiling increase in the package. As the legislation worked its way through the House last month, Trump took to social media to criticize holdouts and invited undecided members to the White House to compel them to support the package. It passed by one vote. Senate Majority Leader John Thune — who is planning to unveil his chamber’s version of the bill as soon as next week — said his timeline is unmoved by Musk. “We are already pretty far down the trail,” he said.

In a special internet moment: HELGA THE HORRIBLE HAS DECLARED PERSONAL WAR AGAINST PUTIN! BUT SHE IS ALSO IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER MAN!

In the past when people were down on their luck they would stick their head in the toilet, but today online there are millions of respectable options.

Turns out the Dems are not as perfect as we once thought them to be. On closer inspection they are not donkeys, but actually law students, who pretend to be intellectuals in combat mode.

The squid is feeling friendly.

Do anything for love!

But you might end up with these guys!

People who want to have babies now should not be instructed to have sex. That should be the easy part.