Be blonde more often.

You can not really genocide Hamas, just like shrimp can not be Jumbo.

Don't allow the democrats to become evil again.

I often don't know what I'm doing, but I think I know why I'm here.

A good woman can undress your mind, before she takes her clothes off, but never reveal too much.

America may be great, but how many Love Goddesses do we need?

The nice thing about being Superman is never having a bad hair day.

Academic old white guys with big foreheads to invade the internet with long adjectives.