Democrats have been known to care a lot about normal people and drink copious amounts of expensive wine.

The philosopher is someone who prefers his belly button over a woman's bottom.

When you become an alcoholic beer bottles will roll after you become a pink elephant.

I wasn't converted, but now I can't stop staring at rainbows.

If you care about Hamas so much you forget to take care of yourself, perhaps something is wrong.

Speaking backward can cause time travel or headaches.

The person who invented sex to win the Nobel Peace Prize. Love defeats violence.

Some people remind me of pork chops, other sirloin.

Hamas debate following by large drunken dance party.

America will not get dementia, but perhaps senility?

Never ignite the fire of bouncy stuff inside a kitchen with large knives and sharp objects.