Lack of quality music in America to become leading cause of religious extremism.

It was the Elite Hamas warriors that interested the Ivies into action.

The wives were getting close and held beat boxes which were making ai wedding songs.

Scientists with very small brains have switched from dark matter to gray.

San Francisco to be described as a giant Venus Fly Trap, and slightly posh and pricy. Flies keep showing up and getting stuck there?

The UN may not be evil, but they are Slightly Satanic.

I sense a Russian EPIC Fail!

Unstoppable!

Spicy hotdog shortage brings about woke panic in Canada, leading to a human stampede.

She appeared out of nowhere and walked forwards into the crowd which parted for her.. She was a beautiful woman, and almost naked!

When asked about the protest she said that it's about new hair products, and not about Israel which she secretly loves.